Not all mothers are equally useful

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Dear Mom ... and tearful statuses about mothers in social networks with pictures frail old women differ hundreds of thousand copies . In a society at any lamentation uncomplicated relationship with their parents immediately flies sacramental : "She 's your mother , whether a respectful ! " Even slightly ironic remarks against her that you istorgnuvshey met with hostility and frowns nine out of ten interviewees like sacrilege committed on the altar of the temple.

Yes, my dears . She's my mother .

My mother - a former party worker , worked half my life in the power structures - loved me so much that for all school and preschool years, I communicated only to those who had been in her understanding of the " right." Masha bad , her mother divorced - and waiting to fly and give birth ( at age 13 , @ # $ !) . Pasha bad , he locksmith poluspivshiysya dad , and therefore teach me thump . Fatherless Sergei worse , because he was in the district in mind for a couple of fights, when he defended his younger sister from bullies . I talked to fifteen years with only golden youth on holidays during joint trips to the guests as this youth did not go to the winds. Then it turned out that I was , this gold and clever , and communicate more with whom . Or brutalized by impunity majors or scum in the mother's understanding of the circle. House arrest , son .

Mother loved me so much that all my hobbies destroyed at the root. To hell with your stupid IBM Pascal , given the cross , the best game in the "Dandy" and do not dig with silly figures - you have known officer , prosecutor, judge . Soldering iron went into the bucket , because rosin stinks balcony. No sections or circles - broken , ushibeshsya , you need to be smart , not strong. Only cartoons, TV and study . And tutors . Hundreds of coaches trying to drum me fucking economics , civics , and other basics right humanities, when I was drawn to the algorithms and math programming .

Mother rubbed me as a " liaison " in the prestigious ( and actually not even included in the top 20 of the capital ) on the university lawyer , checking daily assessment and arranging for a tantrum every mark below minus five . I pulled the red diploma shattered psyche and nervous tic to which I , of course, brought " this stupid education system ." Any attempt to engage in such a favorite computer nipped in the bud : teach Roman law , Herod , and not play with toys ! Home computer mercilessly cleaned coming buddy moms from all that was not associated with the study . Bought on savings from the " dining " grants b / y laptop was brazenly presented cousin . Why do you need a second computer - watch porn ?

After high school my mother arranged for another " PR " in the desk with a calm state schedule from 9 to 18 for a salary lower than that of a sales trainee " McDuck ", and to the almost complete lack of prospects because of the abundance of bureaucratic sons. Offer to work in a law office assistant and go his own way was met with hysteria : really I want to work at someone's beck and call , despite all efforts beloved mother to make me a man ? Be at the beck and call of the state for wages suburban cleaners in her eyes was more prestigious .

On my 25th birthday my mother bought me the money bequeathed before my age and the cross at its disposal a huge SUV for 5 million rubles. The machine has been issued in her name and bequeathed me defiantly . SUV was completely my - that only I could sell it only after , her mother , her mother's death . Pleading on his knees on the possibility to use the money to start their own lawyer study , the benefit of seniority allowed to pass the exam , or at least about buying an apartment somewhere in a residential area were met by hysterics and heart attack. Relatives and cousins ​​mother's sister accused me of filial ingratitude and desire to be the death mother with light. Shiny black metallic German handsome like raskhrenachit mount ; with him died the hope of a more or less decent beginning of an independent career or separation from the mother.

Mother called my girl a whore , which led on an expensive car , although our affair with her spun before buying this damned "Mercedes" . Any attempts to start a relationship suppressed in all ways. Mother third year drove me " promising option " - daughter of some friend, " a very well respected and the right person ." Stokilogrammovye bomb five years older than I was willing to do anything for a ring on his finger - even buy the damn ring itself .

- You're like a little ! Catch him at the club , inebriated - and to his home. I 'll tell you when and where he went . You can even me to say something bad , he heifers as you go. A week later show him the pregnancy test with two strips . What do you mean " if it does not ?" Then get! Overview - test show !

When I became an involuntary listener such a conversation with my beloved mother invalid daughter , inspiration came suddenly : you keep standing .

Then scandal. More and more. Endless visits me to a police force mother called with allegations of murder , kidnapping , robbery. Endless calls that " bad, dying , dying ," which I just stopped responding to the tenth .

A year later I went to the Northern capital , stopped to chat with his beloved mom almost did . Once a week she calls me crying , presses on pity and cries regularly simulates attacks - just drops the phone and starts to wheeze . Ten minutes later, the sister calls and says that her mother became ill and she was unconscious. After my mom obscene answer immediately " back to life ". Began to travel by sorcerers and mages and trying to take away my damage and exhausted my ex-girlfriend to a nervous breakdown , suspecting her hovering over me conspiracy. But all this is nothing compared to the fact that I'm finally free !

All polls relatives consider me a bastard , and my mother - old and miserable person grow ungrateful son. I chose my path , finding no way to blame it on in 18 years. In the meantime, I just moronic zadolbali statuses on social networks about your favorite Mothers .

Remember, not all mothers are equally useful .