twenty-five hard-hitting facts about the harsh reality of the Canadian

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Dear reader, I present to your attention a twenty-five hard-hitting facts about the harsh Canadian reality.
1. Severe northern climate: snow, storm winds, hail and boring drizzling rain, hellish temperature drops. The average Russian citizen of the cultural middle band is not survive.
2. miserable architecture. It's not Versailles, and even Prague.
3. Complete and uncompromising life overregulation. There is no way to give anyone a bribe and to accelerate the process.
4. A large number of disabled and mentally ill people on the streets. On the one hand this is certainly good that they are not isolated from society and live a full life, but at some point it pours over the edge.
5. Marsh, boredom, dullness, no drive. The life of a ruminant animal, wallowing away from the world's cultural centers. All of them overseas. Fly expensive and time (and the Russians Nice and Cannes near by).
6. Dominance of LGBT, Sodom and Gomorrah, these guys like to arrange parades and penetrating power.
7. Low quality of secondary education in the local schools teach only the language of a grind, even they had never seen the challenges in physics and prove a theorem something incredible for them. Biology, chemistry and non-Euclidean geometry taught at a primitive level.
8. Excessive taxes. They have to pay with blood and sweat-earned money. Infamous invention of world imperialism - a progressive tax scale: the more you earn, the more you peel. Tax revenues to 50% of earned.
9. The absence of the usual products, there are no black bread and yogurt.
10. The dominance of squirrels, rabbits and raccoons. Sometimes a fight comes and heavy artillery: coyotes, moose and bears.
11. Carton House. Low sound insulation standards. A Russian immigrant complained that the evening could not talk to his family on Skype, the keyboard sound to wake his neighbors and they eventually complained to the superintendent (if the majordomo in Russian).
12. The smell of marijuana in downtown Toronto. And by the way, this stuff want to legalize, do here second Amsterdam. Better Vodka native fume.
13. obscure British imperial system of measurement (the well with a neighboring metric!). From all of these feet, pounds, yards and ounces head is spinning. The smartest multiplied in mind, those who carry a poglupee calculators.
14. Long queues to a medical specialist. Waiting for a particularly narrow specialists can stretch long months, a friend of mine for example asked for a referral to a dermatologist in September of 2011, and came to him in April 2015. I've heard that one woman gave birth in turn to the obstetrician.
15. Surface culture, art, much poorer than the European. The country is too young, without its history and culture. The streets and the square is often called 1, 2, 3, without fantasy, without imagination, it is easy to get lost, get lost. Of course there are many hobby groups and fairs homemade, but there is no elitism. There is no Louvre and the Tretyakov Gallery.
16. Rising unemployment. In Toronto, home to 45% of all immigrants in Canada, the unemployment rate among those with university degrees is 14%. For natives of Canada, the same figure is 3.3% and dangerously approaching the catastrophic 3.4%.
17. A great number of people sitting on velfere. Judge for yourself, here are the figures for the provinces and territories:
Newfoundland and Labrador 4%, Prince Edward Island 3,5%, Nova Scotia 3%, New Brunswick 4%, Quebec 5%, Ontario 4%, Manitoba 4%, Saskatchewan 2,5%, Alberta 3,5%, British Columbia 5,5%, Yukon 1,5%, Northwest Territories 1%, 2% of Nunavut.
Who is friends with math? Sum up! Get 44%. Almost half of the working population is sitting on the dole.
As working people have this armada velferschikov?
18. stumble, temporarily unemployed will not let die of hunger, but in the so-called food banks (food feeders in Russian) there is a pejorative, diminishes human dignity system: if you think it is possible to walk in a store with shopping cart and select your favorite products , you are badly mistaken, you do not choose anything, and beretё only that give, and give all the expensive, some vegetables, some bread, and sometimes eggs or meat, sometimes a box of tangerines or a bunch of bananas. That is, there is no free choice, and there is a humiliating soldering.
19. Endemic dependence on credit history, without notes you bug. I heard that a Russian immigrant shook a thick wad of dollars under the nose of the car dealer, wanting to cash to buy the latest model of Mercedes, but he laughed in his face and refused, citing the fact that he has no credit history and even goes to the tram.
20. BlackFriday or madness of consumer society in all its glory. Is to save a few tens of dollars (which can sekenomit on other days in the shops at the "discount"), or to try to buy a TV in 2 times cheaper (and there are televisions in all units 5 for the whole store and a few thousand exploding) is to spend the night in front of a shop in tents (before the opening), or sleep in sleeping bags, or get up at 4 in the morning and all of its Canadian family (mother pear-shaped, dad and children are diabetic lovers McDonald's) to go to the Shopping Mall, where spending on food is more than saving on purchases.
21. unjustifiably high price of cigarettes and tobacco in them ugly. Personally, I was forced to quit.
The state monopoly on alcohol. Canadian beer - a rare muck, urine bacteria, but even it after 10 pm you can not buy, the shops are closed.
22. The high real estate prices. To buy a modest one-bedroom apartment, you need to put half of my life and at the same time to get into debt bondage. But even buying this modest apartment, you pay for life buduet communal + maintenance fee + property tax (what it is, do not ask, intuitively assume that it is very bad and unpleasant things).
23. The dominance of fast food, do not have kebabs and chips, potato, restaurants certainly there, but the food in them are similar and miserable. Modified harmful vegetables everywhere.
As a result of this power, we have the following picture: the average Canadian is sick, overfed on fast food and plastic fruits and vegetables, fat, illiterate (because of poor education) and soulless (by virtue of education) people. And for example Russia's is a healthy athletic person, eating only soup and cereals, as well as tomatoes and watermelons from Volgograd, highly intelligent, with Russian certainly open and generous soul.
24. Discrimination by its southern neighbor. Americans believe all, without exception, Canada one large village.
25. Non-compliance expectations and reality. Before my eyes is an example of two friends, one of them a talented heart surgeon, could not confirm the qualification, could not confirm the diploma, could not master the English language to the required level, and as a result earns a medical orderly in a provincial hospital and the other was a famous film director, a rising star, he promised Maserati and Venetian film festivals, and he got stinking rentovku with bedbugs, welfare, kinomassovki.
26. Bonus! Lost generation. Here are some photos of young people with the same pride parade in Toronto. Look at these people. Can you imagine these young boys and girls standing at the machine tool and a jigsaw to cut the desired disc, seyaschimi rye weed weeds in farm fields. Me not. Here it is, the snout of modern imperialism, fucking (sorry, emotional reinforcement particle).