In Paris, with toilets poorly

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In Paris, with toilets poorly

Сообщение HainanWel.com(e)! » 17 июн 2016, 12:36

The Paris public toilets, may indeed have inscriptions in Russian. But first it is necessary to find a toilet.

In Paris, with toilets bad. I used to think that in Germany with toilets bad, but after Paris realized that the toilets in Germany just very good!

France is really a romantic country. The French cook, eat and drink. This is a very fun, beautiful and sublime. The very thought of the toilet defile the romanticism and beauty. Therefore it is possible to pretend that this low side of life does not exist, and if there is, it is not necessary to focus attention on it. The world is full of beauty and vanity question is not combined with the beauty, elegance, and other things "oh-la-la."

Wherever we were, I immediately began to scan the space for "here and where?"

In short. There are public toilets. They are very small, as well as all the toilets in Paris. They are located is not clear how, quite far from each other. Even there are signs on the streets: "toilet- hundred meters" (at best). Tablets are proud to report that the toilets in Paris free.

Public toilet - a miracle of technology, automated booth. For it is always a queue. Happy visitor making his case, it turns out the booth automatically starts the cycle samopomyvki, then flashing eye: the next. Booth no hurry. Cycle "and from" in the best case spans five minutes. The queue for twenty people - are not uncommon.

The socialist approach both worked and did not work. If it is free, it is not enough at all. The French are absolutely not in a hurry to make money, it is not in their national character. However, eastern people, aimed at the business, have found a solution.

For example, if you wanted to use the toilet at Notre Dame, I congratulate you. Before free booth must still dotopat and horrified to see all. Toilet before dostotprimechatelnostyu, where the garage is hammered and nailed. Go across the bridge over the Seine, there is a snack "Subway". Enterprising owners did there paid toilet for fifty cents. There, too, there was a line, but small. Capitalism clearly confounded socialism.

The same thing happens in Montmartre. Do you want to climb on a cable car, see the Sacre Coeur, and other romance. At the cable car there is a public toilet booth, turn it longer than on the funicular. Sin did not take advantage of this excellent business opportunity. Go across the street, there is a cafe-ice cream "Baskin Robbins". For a dollar you visit the toilet there is no queue.

All public toilets on the streets of Paris will close at eight o'clock. Then as you want. Yes, and half of public toilets will always be closed on the streets just like that, for no reason.

Public toilets are very strange. At the beginning of tiny Ulichka near our hotel was for some reason, a public toilet right next to the ATM. The queue and the queue to get here. Quiet alcoholics and other homeless people clustered around the toilet day and night. They drank quietly, sitting, lying and dried clothes on a lattice fence. The toilet was so polluted that no equipment can not cope. Many urinated directly onto the wall of the building. That was the only flaw in our streets. Since the anti-social element in France generally consume alcohol, not drugs, it is quiet, peaceful and quiet, even somewhere a philosophical and peaceful. Wanton-stoned stoned, which the majority in America, I almost did not see.

If you happen to see a Starbucks or McDonald's, do not miss his chance. There's free. In general, there is going to intellectuals, students, because vayfay also free.

Do not be naïve and strive to come to the store to find the toilet there. Unbelievable but true: a five-storey clothing store may well not have a toilet for customers (C & A in Rivoli, and many other examples). You are advised to go for a kilometer to a public telephone booth. But in the Galeries Lafayette have a public toilet. There he and the Opera Garnier building, where you can enter without a ticket, though a full shakedown, tualetik to one person even before the ticket office, you must know that inconspicuous unmarked door.

Naturally, under such napryazhenka, especially in small cafés and other small establishments, virtually no distinction between M and Z. Toilet - and that's it. Even at the airport toilet one conditional. Or it happens that all common, but the two cabins are labeled M, and two as J. For Americans who already live under constant year toiletries debate on all screens - "in a toilet hodti transgender?" - Such a simple approach is to be a shock. The question is not worth a damn. In the context of lack of toilet, as in France, not abundance, as in America, with no fat furious.

French - a nation of people who love all close. For example, if something is not working, say, up to nine, not the fact that the toilet will also work to nine. Cafe at the attractions zakoroetsya six, seven toilet.

And how can that be? Parisian shrug his shoulders and waves its arms. Do not think about the low. "I'm sorry, madam, perhaps in the cafe?" It seems to me that the French, who really spend half my life in a cafe, do it because they want simple. One action leads to another and move from cafe to cafe.

The toilets at the attractions usually have, but they are few, they are usually arranged about the inlet and the average capacity - two visitors. This is not America. I give advice about the Louvre. Toilet is at the entrance, and the queue waiting for thirty minutes. If you can endure more, then buy a ticket and do not run directly staring at the Mona Lisa - a massacre there, herds of different nations, and all the toilet in the Italian wing standing in the hallway. Rather, go to the Department of Arts of Oceania. There's free. Long Live Oceania!

I should add that by a strange tendency of the French to close all randomly, some rooms and corridors, and of course, toilets, will be closed. What and when - did not guess, this is not the restoration and completely randomly process: yesterday it was revealed today closed. It seems that the assistant warden they rabotet Maxwell demon, it opens and closes the passages and toilets of their own, demonic considerations.

The Paris catacombs toilet, for example, do not exist. Well, not in the catacombs themselves, and at the catacombs. On the street there is a turn in the catacombs themselves, and if you need to, go a mile down the street, looking for a public booth. Catacombs - is two kilometers underground, one kilometer bones and skulls laid stacks, and Wake up - eighty-three steps up a spiral staircase that may vomit. Expect your strength.

There for we have ability to make some axioms, self-evident. For example, "Wash your hands before eating." In France, this simple idea is not part of the public discourse. Food and beverages - is one thing, the toilet and wash your hands - quite another.
In the parks, palaces, sights, these classes are not related to each other. an open-air cafe, restaurant or even in the room does not necessarily imply the presence of places where you can observe the sanitation and hygiene. The nearest convenience is located a kilometer away (I'm not kidding).

We are an American habit, seeing pancakes or coffee shop on the street, looking for where to wash your hands - but no one does not imply the other. Therefore, carry wet wipes for hands, alcohol wipes, buy it within the historic Paris is not possible.

Do not advised to run into the first cafe, where strong itch. Not allowed. Will point in the direction of the toilet on the street, and there Cheshi kilometer. Only if you decide to eat at this cafe offers convenience (not in all cafes, but almost everywhere). From the natural delicacy of the French hide the toilet out of sight so as not to offend in the best feelings. It is necessary, or to climb up the spiral staircase, or go down the stairs to the basement. There is usually only one cubicle for both sexes.

Not the fact that if you get to the toilet, there will be a soap or paper. Carry, if that.

Despite the harsh field conditions and difficulties with sanitation and hygiene, none of us got sick and even almost not poisoned. All arrived home Zdorovenki, even more than expected. Everyday quest did not marred.

Yes, it is there in a public restroom Paris inscriptions in Russian? I do not know. We have not visited. But if you take the escalator to the observation platform on the roof of the Galeries Lafayette - there beautiful view of Paris - on the railing of the right at the entrance pasted inscription "Neftekamsk".
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