One-two-three-four-five, very simple zadolbat harmful anti tips

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In public transport
Going to the transportation, be sure to partition off the path exiting. Especially if you're holding a baby. Child, it should be put forward, like a shield.
Going, throw occupy space, if you go through two stop. If you go more than five minutes, turn at the exit, especially if you are in the company of three friends.
If you entered the last door in the rush hour, and you do not have a ticket, you have two minutes to ensure that pushed to the driver's cab. Do not transfer money through the other passengers: your hard earned certainly stolen. If you have a voucher, you can always pushed to the validating machine. Transmit such a valuable thing, again, is not safe.
If you are a woman and you have hair below the shoulders, in any case, do not tie them to the tail. Others will be very pleased if your smart mane will climb into their eyes and mouth.
If you are a man, sitting down, spreads her legs wider, otherwise no one will be able to evaluate your manhood in full.
If you are in the company, start loudly discussing what Manka fool and what is better - "Audi-A6" or "BMW X5". Rzhite loudly.
If the company you do not, get bought in advance are the cheapest headphones and kerf loud to your favorite music. Throughout the cabin is very pleasant to listen to Beethoven's Fifth Symphony: xp-sh-sh-f-Swiss-Swiss.
If you are not a music lover, call aunt. Congratulate her on his birthday. Call dad. Ask why he did not congratulate his sister a happy birthday. Call mom. Perhaps your father is so stupid, he does not remember when his sister's birthday. Call and ask aunt, called the father of congratulations.

In the underpass
Lighting a cigarette
Go as slowly as possible, because the transitions pleasant walks.
Stick to the left side; No, right; No hammer. Go as convenient.
If you go to the company by the entire stretch out as far as possible. Play a game of "chain" with reaching towards.

on the street
Lighting a cigarette
Stick to the left side; No, right; No hammer. Go as convenient.
Throw a cigarette butt, candy wrapper from the ice cream and a ticket from the bus to the ground. Check the pockets - maybe you roll is not all. Check the bag.
Meet friends, get in the middle of the sidewalk and talk. Makes sense only if the number of pedestrians on the sidewalk than one person per square meter.
If you have a child, let him throw under the feet of passers. Loudly swear, if a passerby stumbles and kiddie touches.
If you have a dog, especially an evil, especially fighting breeds, do not forget to leave a leash and muzzled at home. Doggie need to warm up.

In store
Take the truck, even if you came for milk and bread.
Choosing a product stand exactly in the middle between the rows. Ignore struggling to squeeze past you.
In the queue at the cashier pressed against the front of the standing as closely as possible - you do not want someone slipped between you? When standing in front of a step forward, take two steps in the same direction - so your turn will approach faster.
Do not try to say hello or thank the cashier. You are not some plebeian.


At the entrance of the house and
Lighting a cigarette
Throw a cigarette butt on the floor. Extinguish his spittle.
Leave a bag of garbage in the garbage. This, of course, if there is no milk or sour borscht. Soup and milk should be poured into the mine garbage.
If there is no garbage in the house, the package should be left to the stairwell.
Listen to music exclusively loud. You do not want the neighbors to think that you do not like Stas Mikhailov? Also encouraged the night partying and permanent repair.
If you hear in the stairwell someone screams or other loud noises, ignore them. Even if they kill a man as long as you are not sure, we can assume that nothing is happening. In scientific circles, this is called the murder of Schrödinger.
If the porch light is burned out, broken or closer intercom, you as humble man, befitting silent about these minor inconveniences. Let a neighbor to show their best side, and call to GEN.