Open letter from the Ukrainian Russians

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Open letter from a Ukrainian citizen mongrel Russian friends

Dear my Russian friends!

It so happened that in the last days we do not suffer from a lack of your attention.
Do you recommend us to get acquainted with the calculations of the Russian analysts who view the project Association of Ukraine with the EU, think again, until it is too late to protest against the terrible European manners, all these pedophiles and homosexuals, who are just waiting for our arrival at the EU border to fuck the whole population in perverted form.
All of our women, as it turned out, go to work in the EU only prostitutes or dishwashers, men doomed to seasonal work and garbage collection, as choicest places pimps with their own wives will already be busy crafty Europeans.
Our industry will destroy.
Agriculture destroy.
Science ... What is science in Ukraine? Location? Here's your Russian science, especially the Honourable RAS - yes, that Russian pride!

You will need to raise the quality of the goods to the European! It's horrible!
You will need to go to the European gauge railway! It's a nightmare!
You will need to upgrade the enterprise! It's impossible!
Come to us! We do not need to improve the quality of your products! We do not need upgrading your business! And we have such a track as you! We will give you the opportunity to have a little suck our tube at reduced prices, as brothers! We will open your market without any investment in modernization - most importantly, obey!
You do not have will be gone! - You write. - What you take Europe, except the opportunity to turn you into slaves? You're poor! No oil, no gas, no wood! Black soil? But who needs them! Wrecked infrastructure! Empty bowels!
About empty bowels - you serious?
With hydrocarbons we certainly do not like in Russia, but shale gas, we started to produce. And oil ... It can and tankers, which we are doing. Pipe.
Well, of course, value, do not argue. But its value falls every day, through the efforts of the Russians, by the way.
Uranium, manganese ores, coal, iron ore, of course, does not count. Since oil can not be compared.
And the fact that we are even in a bad year to raise millions of crops - pure garbage.

We, of course, not a sweet roll with raisins, but the 45-million market quite valuable. It is not only a market for sales. It is also a skilled manpower, and the mass of scientists and engineers, but just a mass of hard-working people who want to live like human beings and are not afraid to work. For you, it's nothing? And for me - my friends, neighbors and relatives who are able and want to work and provide for their families. And they will provide.

Look at Moscow, on the other Russian big cities. Your yards clean Turkmen, Chinese - yes, anyone - I have not seen in Moscow Russian janitor. That's probably why you're so worried about what we will revenge the streets in Germany and France (taking away jobs from the Turks and Algerians). Do not worry, we remove ourselves from ourselves and there will secure if not pobrezguem.
But, you see, we have a high educational level (if not all, then at a sufficiently broad strata) and, judging from my personal sphere of communication, then some of my friends who went to the EU, no wipers, no prostitutes, no scavengers. But there are university professors, doctors, IT specialists, engineers, support for pensioners (though, who left for the Jewish line, but at an age when they are offered to go to the bins to beg), university students ...
You know that in Poland a third of university students Ukrainians? Actually, not ethnic Ukrainians, and the guys with the Ukrainian passports of different nationalities? You know, they have been associated with Europe. They are already there. In Russia, for Ukrainians quota - 300 free places. In Poland it is not. And at the Sorbonne not. And in Coimbra.
Of course, in Europe adapt difficult. Language, mentality, laws ... But ... Do you want a secret? In London, Berlin, Paris, Munich - full of Russian students. From a variety of families, not just families of oligarchs. They have already made ​​their choice. Civilization, by the way. After all, the choice between the vectors of development is not only an economic, as many would like. It is also a choice between ways of life, between the models of society, in which children and grandchildren live.
You ask me - how many years will it take for you to bridge the gap between us and Europe? I'm afraid to make a mistake, but I think that at least a quarter century, that is a little more than since the breakup of the Union. It means a lot to me, fifty years. An eternity for my parents who are over seventy. But a quarter century in the history of the country - it's not even a moment. This infinitesimal.

In general, I do not want to quarrel with you. Let's wait and see how the matter.
We have learned that you are against our association in the EU. You and a lot of convincing evidence of this. You told us about all the carts of earth and heaven, that will fall on us from ...
Alas, nothing we can not help you. We made ​​a decision and accept the consequences. The normal behavior of a country that does not want her taxiing by.

I'm not an optimist. I pocketbook pessimist. Especially after 2004 - you know, frustration poisons the soul, but makes a man wiser. I am well aware that the next few years will be very heavy. I can not say that the knowledge filled me with delight. The bad news, in fact. I do not like people who are now in power, if not loved, and those who were in power before them. I know well many of the ruling "elite" and know it's true ... But this is not about that.
No matter how bad the current rulers, regardless of what the secret reasons they did not accept the decision of the association with the EU, it is their choice gives us hope that such a policy now will not be able to come to power in the future. That in place of our former Soviet system of elections and political elevators, there is something kind of like a British, American or German system. Legal. Explain to have forgotten the meaning of this word: legal - it is when the election results are not known for 4 years before the election and appoint a successor to the democratically elected president can not in any way. Not because the citizens are protesting, but because it is impossible for the law, which is required to perform all. And the courts do not listen to anyone - neither the president nor the leader of the opposition - and only the law. And all the country and all its citizens the same right.

So we strive to Europe not for sausage. Sausage we have. And Roshen candy. And delicious cheese. We want to try to live like civilized people. For someone - is to fuck with pederasts. And for someone - a weekend trip to Amsterdam Van Gogh Museum. By the way, the selection of those and other must be respected - everyone has their own interests.
In general, we went ... Even if it's the wrong way - it's our way.
We will either meet in the end, or will not meet again. As lucky.
By the way, you also have to deal with their relationship with Europe. And I would not want to have your choice of civilization was wrong. We, however, will not be able to turn off your gas or lift up to dizzying heights duty on crude oil, but also will be for you to experience.